nonce

British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.

Carl's a right nonce

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

r/NonCredibleDefence

A defence shitposting subreddit that is somewhere between batshit insane and unfathomably based, with a diverse mix of the wackiest weapon systems/tactics you'll ever see. Some highlights include:
- wanting to blow up the Three Gorges Dam and/or the Kerch Bridge
- advocating for thermonuclear war
- horny for aircraft (especially the F-35)
- basically worship the military industrial complex (ex. Lockheed MartinLockmart and Raytheon)
- copious amounts of mockery towards the Russian war effort

I just found r/NonCredibleDefence and now I'm convinced that I must go fly to Ukraine and personally blow up the Kerch Bridge, because it'd be absolutely hilarious and probably feasible with how the Russians have been doing.

by Just Another Warcrime Tuesday August 11, 2022

Nonce Sweets

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.

Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?

by Mr.GS March 27, 2019

Forever Nonchalant

Forever Nonchalant also Known as FnnWorld is a new clothing line started by Fnn Codeine.

Girl you need to shop at "Forever Nonchalant" !

by TheRealPresident April 14, 2019

nonconformist

A nonconformist is a person who does not conform to the trends of the average person. A true nonconformist does what they want to do and not what other people want them to do.
This is not to be confused with an anticonformist, which is a person who does the opposite of what the typical person does.
Anticonformists often call themselfs nonconformists, because they dont know any better.

At a party where the majority of people are drinking:
The conformist would drink till he/she can't drink no more.
The anticonformist would not drink a drop.
The nonconformist would drink as much as he/she feels like drinking.

by Conda May 30, 2006

I’m a nonce

Known from famous Shannon Briggs let go (champ) I’m a nonce is a English word for I’m a (pedophile)

Nico: say your welsh

Shannon: I’m a nonce

by Jordan yaaa November 19, 2019

nonce-sense

The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye

'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007