nonexistent

not existing. seemingly not there. missing. gone. absent.

Derrick's relationship with his 16 year old brother was almost nonexistent. They barely talked and he didn't really want him interfering with his life.

by darksongbird March 21, 2009

Nonexistent Kid

When you in kahoot, and you have no idea what to name yourself.

Samantha: The kahoot name should be..?

Rob: You gonna be Mr. Krabs again?

Jim: Nah, dude. I'm gonna be "Nonexistent_Kid"

My name in Kahoot is Nonexistent Kid.

by Ehh Nonexistant Kid June 16, 2018

yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis

It's a frase that I use to tell my friends to suck my penis, but I dont actually have a penis.

Hhrrthgsghgfh
"yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis"

by GothicGhoul666 May 17, 2019

nonexistant

The person one becomes after being dumped or factored out of a relationship.

He was no longer on the list to be invited to the holiday dinner, he is a nonexistant.

A person is seen with another everyday for five years, then suddenly he is never talked about, he is a nonexistant.

by Sean Layman April 30, 2006

National nonexistent day

Its a holiday that doesn’t exist

Man today is national nonexistent day

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

nonexistantvalentine

my coolest awesomest mutual that I love SO much

"hey have toy heard of nonexistantvalentine?"
"no"
well they're like really funny like so funny and so cool

by nonexistantvalentine March 11, 2022

Nonexistent

Basically your dad it can also mean your girlfriend and or lover

Your dad is nonexistent.

by BlueMako07 on yt April 22, 2022