Mayo

The ultimate instrument. Only legends play it.

"Is Mayonnaise an instrument" - Patrick Star

by ScienceDude23 November 18, 2020

mayo

Which means "I love you".

Mayo, hayo, can I hug you and kiss you?

by sare_xx December 20, 2008

Mayo

Jesus' Jizz

Jesus:"this wine represents my blood, this bread represents my flesh"
Thomas:"what about this Mayo?"
Jesus:*winks*
Thomas: (눈‸눈)

by Crosx February 29, 2020

Mayo

When coworkers are dating and one cheats with another coworker.

Did you hear that Bob pulled a Mayo?

by gotu_XX September 29, 2009

mayo

a crude, tall, bald, african american male with a no shave chit and a poor outlook on life.

man 1: yo, look at that black dude, if he only had as much hair on his head as he did on his face, he'd be good.
man 2: yeah, that dude is a total mayo

by dave oh May 29, 2008

mayo

1. to ejaculate between the buttcheeks of a girl
2. a cumshot between the buttcheeks of a girl

My girlfriend let me coney her but wasn't too happy about me adding the mayo.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

mayo

akin to "man" or "buddy"
a term of endearment

friend 1 "HEY mayo, howz it goin?"
friend 2 "not 2 shabby, u?"

by KILLIANS_RED17 June 2, 2007