by Sludvigs July 30, 2022
Get the Dirty Ketomug. Ok. 48 hour water fast followed by zero carb diet equals equilibrium ketosis; I’ve never been as grounded and physically in control. THIS is the Keto-High. It’s not for the weak, but it’s worth it IF you can get there.
by YAWA September 6, 2025
Get the Keto-Highmug. Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?
by YAWA September 7, 2025
Get the Don’t fuck with my keto!mug. by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023
Get the The Keto Godsmug. When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.
I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!
by Scott Obrecht June 30, 2020
Get the Keto Bombedmug. I meet guy in shop i think he was fine
-what he was doing
-checiking a JBL and saying ale nakurwia basem
-typical keto
-what he was doing
-checiking a JBL and saying ale nakurwia basem
-typical keto
by Mrozo1 November 21, 2021
Get the Ketomug.