Keto Daddy

A sugar daddy that doesn't want any sexual contact with their partner

"I'm so over men, all I want is their money."
"Girl, you should get a Keto Daddy. It's the best of both worlds"

by PervertedBinChicken June 25, 2025

Dirty keto

When you use coconut oil as lube and an avacado as a ball gag while two guys destroy both of your holes.

Beaver: I ran out of avacados so my date couldn’t even give me a dirty keto

by That_little_mexican_boy January 18, 2019

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that prime condition of fat burning metabolism shall not be disrupted by any outside influence!

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

Keto Cubes

Ice cubes made from your wifes boyfriends jizz!

In our house we use keto cubes instead of chilled orange slices!!!!

Big Citrus aren't fooling me!!!

by Propheciesforfritzy September 6, 2025

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

Shop Keto

When you miss spell shooketh

I was absolutely Shop Keto

by Gusgus9876 July 30, 2019

Keto

He loves JBL

Drinking milshakes

He is the best
And the worst person you net in live

I meet guy in shop i think he was fine

-what he was doing

-checiking a JBL and saying ale nakurwia basem
-typical keto

by Mrozo1 November 21, 2021