by J Dogg October 15, 2003
hot ass wide receiver that won’t miss a ball and although he might be gay that doesn’t stop him from being an absolute lady slayer
by Kyle is a Jew December 7, 2019
A tropical island in the Pacific inhabited by a primitive people who wear grass skirts, live in huts on the beach, make human sacrifices to their local deity, and eat the unsuspecting American tourists that come to visit... according to American mainlanders that have never even been to Guam.
Note: Guamanians will not actually eat you... unless you piss them off. Otherwise, they'll probably feed you kick-ass barbecue and you'll live happily ever after.
Note: Guamanians will not actually eat you... unless you piss them off. Otherwise, they'll probably feed you kick-ass barbecue and you'll live happily ever after.
Dan: Hey, is Harry back from his island vacation in Guam yet?
John: No. Did you hear?
Dan: What?
John: They used him for a sacrifice and then they ate his body.
Dan: Holy sh*t!
Harry: Hey guys, what's up?
John: No. Did you hear?
Dan: What?
John: They used him for a sacrifice and then they ate his body.
Dan: Holy sh*t!
Harry: Hey guys, what's up?
by ImFromGuam September 2, 2012
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An island that has fantastic beaches, great food and friendly natives. Fact: The island has over a million Japanese vacationers a year. Very significant considering the size of the island, which is approximately 212 sq miles. Guam is overrun by other nationalities because of unintelligent and noninclusive wording within US immigration laws, which do nothing for small islands. Fact: the natives hold less than half of the entire population. A place where a severe lack of foresight and planning by the USA has resulted in a welfare dependency for many islanders. Fact: Many public assistance programs available in the US, are available to locals as well. Guam is a small island where the shit crap America is known for around the world- is most evident. Case and point- The diet has changed significantly, since the arrival of the American high-fat/fast food diet. Much of hard working values instilled in their culture has disappeared in place of the "couch potato" culture of the US. Many of the natives no longer hold traditional lands, due to the land grab of the US Military during the post-WWII era. This has led to many impoverished natives who were forced to resort to land squatting or renting. The entire world calls America dumb, except for America itself. America calls Guam dumb. Guam, along with the entire world calls America dumb. Does anyone else see the irony of this?
USA: Guam? Is that the shit hole island that nobody likes and is full of lazy, fat, dumb idiots?
WORLD: Um...you fucken idiot America. Why did you just describe yourself? Please shut up, you substandard scoring, uneducated, imbred 13 colonies hick.
USA: Fuck you! I'm a big, bad, war machine! I'll kill you all!
RUSSIA: Try it, bitch... I still have all my cold war missiles.
CHINA: Try it, bitch... You already owe me billions. I got you by the balls with my kung fu grip.
Guam: Anyone want BBQ? It's delicious. America gave me a welfare check for taking all my land. Stupid America....
WORLD: Um...you fucken idiot America. Why did you just describe yourself? Please shut up, you substandard scoring, uneducated, imbred 13 colonies hick.
USA: Fuck you! I'm a big, bad, war machine! I'll kill you all!
RUSSIA: Try it, bitch... I still have all my cold war missiles.
CHINA: Try it, bitch... You already owe me billions. I got you by the balls with my kung fu grip.
Guam: Anyone want BBQ? It's delicious. America gave me a welfare check for taking all my land. Stupid America....
by anothrdumbmnlnder January 9, 2012
Guam is a beautiful island located in the South Pacific Ocean. With its beautiful sandy beaches and warm weather, it is known for its humble and welcoming people. Guam is a U.S. Territory alongside Puerto Rico. The people of Guam speak English just as Americans do in the United States. The island is not a Third World Country. People there are not suffering from lack of food, shelter or money. Guam is a well-developed island and if anyone visits Guam, they will learn how respectable and religious the people are there. They know what it means to be a Family and treat each other like it. They are very generous people and welcome all to their humble abodes. Guam is definitely "Where America's Day Begins".
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by Liz S January 8, 2012