DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ

A noobish sentence which meaning is ''There are no girls on the internet''. When a person uses this sentence, he is using an excuse to tell you can't do a certain thing to girls, that the girl he is pointing is a man in disguise, or that he or she is lying.

e.x. 1

Person 1: Can't you stalk any of the other girls?
Person 2: What other girls do you mean?
Person 1: her
person 3: ....
Person 4: LIES AND SLANDER

DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ

e.x. 2

Person 1: I wanna date this girl on the internet.
Person 2: you can't
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ!

DER R NO GIRLZ ON TEH INTERWEBZ by Max M. [JET] October 10, 2008

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tfw no girlfriend

Much more than a feel, an underlying truth you have to ignore by watching anime or playing games. It is when you have fully come around to acknowledge that women don't like you, even after you have tried your best, you've thrown away your time for many of em, and still, none of those ladies liked you, or cared for that matter. This term was invented for wizards, incels, and bots, but it has gained some recognition from your average shitty norman who complains about going a year without a girlfriend when the lot of us have never had a female even dare to throw attention at us. Females & normans mostly think this is just a meme but it is much more for the real breathing males out there who feel dead inside without any female encounters or attention for that matter. They don't know what it's like for a man to be isolated from a gender for so long.

Normie Anon:>I miss my gf.... tfw no girlfriend
Anon: Least you had a girlfriend dickface, which obviously means you have the ABILITY to get another one. BTFO normtard

tfw no girlfriend by ImSoNEW July 1, 2018

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No Sex Girlfriend

A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.

"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."

No Sex Girlfriend by secretuser420 February 21, 2018