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nork chops

Of the portly, well endowed and sometimes aged of the female sex.
When the lady/beast in question wears a bra that is far too small for massive jubblies.
The 'Nork Chop' refers to the skin that overhangs the bra itself.
Sometimes nice (fit babe), othertimes scary (portly woman) and downright wrong but kinda not bad if you don't admit to liking it, with the other. (Old women.)
CLARENCE: Steve,did you see that Lindsay Lohan's 'Nork Chops' in that '9 oclock News' segment? Id tap me sumofthat!
STEVE: I wouldnt say no to her in bed.but she wouldnt say yes.
CLARENCE: That's right. Rich bitches only go for rich guys. Or really ugly lesbians, who coincidentaly, usually own disgusting 'Nork Chops'.
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BARRY: Oh my god, that fat bird must have not cooked her 'Nork Chops' properly coz they're making me wanna
vomit just by looking at them.
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OLD LADY: Dennis dear, my falsies have fallen down my dirty pillows (Tits). Be a dear and fish them out for me.
DENNIS: I don't think so bitch. I aint going near your manky Nork Chops. You diseased maniac.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 12, 2007
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Nork

adjective
1.
of or pertaining to North Korea or its inhabitants.
–noun
2.
a native or inhabitant of North Korea.
Dude! I think that Nork guy's getting in a fight!
by wherethehellismyslurpee? November 28, 2010
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Noorkle

The act of recieving an under water blow job in a hot tub. Upon completion, she lets the cum rise to the surface where she proceeds to skim it out with her tongue while she plays with your balls.
Dude, my ass is so pruny right now because during my noorkle, bitch had to keep surfacing for air.
by Ginger Lariat June 27, 2011
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Njokn

Njokn is a Danish Noun; pronounced Nj-oek-n; It is a slang derived from the Taastrup Ghetto Area in the greater western Copenhagen district; it's a term used for discribing those deprived of reproductive organs.
John: Jackson down the block is a damn Njokn

Mike: calling someone a Njokn is a telltale sign, your one yourself
by Jeremy Smithson October 24, 2023
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norks

Breasts, particularly the female variety. Australian in origin (i think)
Whoarr - check out the norks on that Shelia
by Wolly November 1, 2002
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Nork Tortion

The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.

Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.
Wow man, that woman is perfect, she has zero nork tortion!
by Jonny K July 23, 2008
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Norklin

When a black person describes the act of wearing goggles and a snorkel to go swimming.
"Nu uh gurl, I cain't go norklin, it'll mess up my hurr."
by sel1 October 17, 2008
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