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nintendinitis

1. A sharp cramp caused by playing video games
2. the act of calling out sick from work to stay home and play video games.
1. By the time I got to level 9 on Donkey Kong, I was suffering from severe nintendinitis.
2. When the new "Grand Theft Auto" game was released, I had to call out sick due to my nintendinitis.
by toast455 July 3, 2005
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unintentional porn

When people do things that are inadvertently construed as sexual by those around them. Unintentional porn is all in the eye of the beholder. In its purest form, the "pornographer" is truly unaware of the fact that he/she is generating such fascination and horniness in his/her audience.
She's so hot that everything she does is unintentional porn to the men around her.
by Captain Drag-Ass May 4, 2009
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Nintendonitis

The cramp you get in your hand from playing video games, especially between the thumb and forefinger.
I was winning blades of steel until my old Nintendonitis injury took me out.
by hkmtbr December 17, 2008
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nintendonite

The mysterious element that all nintendo products except for the Nintendo Ds Lite and DSI and parts of the Wii are made of. This Element was discovered in an unknown location sometime before 1985 by poor asian techies. the reason nearly all nintendo systems were made of nintendonite was because NINTENDONITE IS THE STRONGEST PLASTIC PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

Nintendonite is not represented on the Periodic Table of Elements because releasing the details of Nintendonite's atomic structure would enable Microsoft and Sony to use it as well. That, or it could just as easily be that Nintendo doesn't even know... they're so innocent...
My Gamecube fell out of the plane when we landed but it still works fine except for the "open disc tray" button, but that's okay because you can pry it open. (yes, even the Gamecube was made of nintendonite. and yes, it could survive something like that)

or: my town was invaded by zombies but i threw my original gameboy at them and it was heavy enough to kill them. then i played super mario bros for a few hours.

or: i accidentally dropped my Gameboy SP in the garbage disposal, but it was closed and the water was off and it's made of nintendonite, so it's okay.
by valentine99 February 24, 2009
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unintentional pervertedness

Bieng a pervert without even knowing it
OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this
by Rorz n Wilde December 22, 2004
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Nintending

nintending |ninˈtend ing | adjective attrib. (of a person) planning or meaning to play nintendo.
"i am nintending to play goldeneye 64 later on tonight"
by Ofishial October 16, 2008
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Unintentional Bad Ass

Unintentionally doing something that would normally be considered badass.
Dan left school after 5th period because he thought he was done with school, he gets off after 6th on days like today. He's an Unintentional Bad Ass.
by dfein6 January 21, 2010
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