a fat ass simp motherfucker. the type of nigga to go to your house and eat up all your food then ask what's for dinner.
by D Dre January 11, 2017
a nigel is a person who doesn't care about your feelings and talks to multiple girls at once leading them all on at the same time just waiting to crush all of their hearts. but once you get him alone his true personality shines and you fall in love with him even more. he's funny. gorgeous . has good hair . and beautiful eyes you cant stop staring in all the time.
girl: I really think nigel is different and only likes me
girl #2 : are you serious I'm talking to nigel too and was thinking the same thing
nigel: I'm different , like I said
girl #2 : are you serious I'm talking to nigel too and was thinking the same thing
nigel: I'm different , like I said
by y_me January 15, 2017
Oscar: Hey Cookie!
Cookie: Why are you staying in Nigel all the time?
Oscar: Nigel loves me, don’t judge us!YDB!!!!!
Cookie: Why are you staying in Nigel all the time?
Oscar: Nigel loves me, don’t judge us!YDB!!!!!
by YDBeemo October 15, 2018
by sgthowser January 11, 2013
Someone visible in a photograph but who was not meant to be in it - i.e. a picture of a group of friends has a random person walking past in the background with a funny expression. Origins - Fantasy Football (mid 1990's TV programme) feature about how Nigel Clough would always try to sneak into the camera shot. Usually used in the context 'doing a Nigel'. Kudos is always given to 'Nigels' with funny facial expressions or particularly if you can deliberately 'Nigel' someone else's photo.
Look at that old lady doing a Nigel in my photo of the Eiffel Tower.
OR
I just Nigel'd that wedding photo.
OR
I just Nigel'd that wedding photo.
by LadyChablis June 13, 2010
A Nigel is somone you would also consider a “lurk” in PUBG. A Nigel is somone who prowls around in grass fields waiting to pounce on his pray.
by Lurkmore123 January 03, 2018