nunsthorpe

'ard bastard area of grimsby

if you value any part of your anatomy to not be shot/ hit/ kicked etc etc, don't go there you fuckin eejit

by ED WINCHESTER May 14, 2003

nuns chuff

tight pussy

my bitch has a nuns chuff

by nathan j August 9, 2015

Nuns 'N' Roses

The word used to describe several religiously dressed people all fighting over one box of individually wrapped cadburys chocolates.

Danny: "Oh my god, have you seen those Nuns 'N' Roses over there!"
Helen: "Yeah, they're all fighting over the blue squares!"
Danny: "Ew, I don't even like the blue squares. I like the miniture dairy milks xD"

by Dairy milk miniture March 11, 2008

nunsta

Originated from a "non smoking" campaign on South Park. Nunsta is a prefix which can be placed in front of another word to mean "not". Antonym of "uber-"

Jim: "Man, that basketball game was uber sweet"

John: "Nah, I think it was nunstabadass."

by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005

nuns on bikes

A code phrase for when your thong is wedged so far up your ass at an extremely inconvenient time that you feel an overwhelming compulsion to yell "nuns on bikes!!!" at the top of your lungs to exert your frustration of not being able to fix this unpleasant situation immediately.

While sitting in church, I leaned over and whispered "nuns on bikes" to my sister with a pained expression on my face because I felt the need to describe my predicament in a succinct manner to relieve my stress before i yelled an obscenity during the sermon.

by LJB July 13, 2006

Pope and Nuns

Ryming Slang for diarrhoea. Rhymes with The Runs, a commonly used term.

Ben is not feeling too well, he's got the Pope and Nuns come and visit

by Yasta la pasta October 14, 2006

Nunster

Derived from being a nunny. It’s the pathetic friend in a friendship group. Can be used affectively with with other adjectives such as Cheeky, Sly or Sneaky

Alex wouldn’t drink after the night out making him a total nunster.

When your friend asks your for a larger share of the rent than is actually due, they are being a sly nunster.

by Cam Halligan August 19, 2019