NFI 

NIGGAS FROM INDIAN. University at Albany

NFI runs shit.

NFI by kidyo February 3, 2004

NFI 

Stands for: "No Financial Interest"

Posted on message boards when promoting a product where you do not benefit from the sale. This indicates you aren't getting financially compensated and helps validate your recommendation.

Butt cheek chafing? You should try Boudreaux's Butt paste (NFI). My friend tried it and it works great.

(as a side note, there is such a thing: buttpaste.com, and I have no financial interest in this product ... and neither I nor any friends have tried it)

NFI by Cool ET May 21, 2005

NFI 

The name of a team of players from performanceforums.com that attends a trivia night every tuesday night at Union Jacks in Brisbane

The Trivia Guy: Who won the 400m track and field gold medal at the 2000 Sydney Olympics

Team NFI: Cathy Freeman

NFI by The Trivia Guy September 17, 2008

NFI-CxO 

A powerful concatenation of "No Fucking Idea" with executive level management (CxO is used to cover all kinds of CEO, CFO, CIO, CTO and whatever else have you)...

"Our target market is one with a huge expendable income willing to pay the price whilst being able to overcome barrier which is the obvious pointlessness of the product, generally we're looking at NFI-CxO's as our early adopters."

"This brief is obviously from NFI-CxO level management."

NFI-CxO by Joe Kingcocker January 9, 2008

NFI bus 

An integral part of your computer (or any other piece of equiptment) which can randomly malfunction, causing a variety of issues and complaints, but which will then work the next day and/or the minute a tech looks at it. This allows the tech to take credit for fixing your computer, when in reality they have NFI what was wrong with it in the first place or how they got it to work.

Also used to appease or confuse technology-challenged users who demand to know what broke (even though they won't understand what you tell them).

-Tech pokes monitor, computer boots up-
Tech: Your computer's all fixed, ma'am.
Lady: Oh, that's lovely. Did you figure out the problem?
Tech: Uh, yeah... You see, your, uh, NFI bus wasn't interfacing properly with the-
Lady: Wow, that sounds complicated! Thanks for all your hard work, I'm surprised you could get it done so fast!

NFI bus by aahhelp July 21, 2006

NFIed 

Not Fucking Invited,

A statement, usually of discontent from one to another stipulating their distain at not having been offered the chance to come to a particular social occaision.

Geoff "gemmima's having her party next week, are you coming?"

Will " No mate, NFIed"

NFIed by Fin Gunn August 7, 2007

joshua nfinger 

a sissy femboy who likes to paw and purr when you rub his petite little tummy he loves back rubs and takes it deep through the back.

“come here joshua nigger finger!”

sissy time! come here joshua nfinger!!!

joshua nfinger by difjfkrjfjtt September 27, 2023