Nextember

An easy way of saying 'next September'; most often used when referring to the beginning of term.

Adult: "When are you going back to school, child?"

Child: "Nextember... obviously"

by Blackwidc999 May 30, 2011

Next time you won’t be so lucky!

A thing to say in a high pitched voice when leaving. It’s used usually to make people laugh but doesn’t always work.

“Next time you won’t be so lucky!” -Chuuya Nakahara, Bungo Stray Dogs

by Forggirl December 15, 2019

Fuck the next guy

To do repairs or maintenance in a way to make it difficult for whoever works on it next. Common among mechanics

New Technician: Ah shit, I stripped the drain plug in this customer's oil pan

Old Technician: Just JB weld the shit out of it. Fuck the next guy

by Kompress0r May 15, 2021

thank u, next

grateful for the past, now onto the next and deadass not looking back. kinda like fuck off, but in a more sophisticated way

“for somebody who claims to hate relevancy you sure love clinging to it huh”

“thank u, next”

“.”

by yall blast that r&b subgenre November 6, 2018

Next time, Gadget!

When a villain is defeated, but not captured/killed, and subsequently escapes. Named after Doctor Claw's phrase whenever he was beaten by Inspector Gadget: "Next time, Gadget! Next time!"

"The villain isn't really dead, this is a 'Next time, Gadget!' situation'.

by Kraas June 19, 2009

nextastrophe

When you come to understand that one company or person is a catastrophe waiting to happen, time after time, so you wait for it...their nextastrophe.

IMVU keeps rolling out what they think is great for their user base but it is just another nextastrophe.

by Notorious Chicka March 30, 2017

Nexterday

In reference to block schedule for high schools, not tomorrow but the day after tomorrow.

"Dude, don't worry, that big project is due nexterday. You're covered."

by JaneyS November 27, 2013