nets

The Greatest Team of All-Time, in any kind of sport.

"Person A: Holy crap! Did you see Brian Scalabrine dunk over Ben Wallace of the Detroit Pistons, who sucks ass?
Person B: Well no shit, he's on the Nets!

by Jason Kidd July 4, 2004

the Net

Trendy word used by hip people to describe the Internet. See also: World Wide Web, the Information Superhighway.

In my free time, I enjoy surfin' the Net because I am cool.

by TheRabidRhino December 22, 2003

NETS

They were a great team years ago, horrible in the 90's, and now, thanks to the Kidd/Marbury trade they're the best team in the Eastern Division of the NBA.

The Nets WILL win the championship this year.

by Bob September 26, 2003

NETS

lost 2 straight NBA finals; used to suck but now are the best team in the east- but the east still sucks.

"Maybe the world is flat- the New Jersey Nets are going to the NBA Finals"- Marv Alberts

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Net

1. A derogatory term for someone who is mentally challenged, or otherwise extremely stupid. It originates from the concept that handicapped people are like nets who just catch what society throws away.

Ex. Stop acting like a dump fucking net.

by Soratrox June 28, 2010

Net

Like "met", but on the internet instead of real life.

"I net him a month ago on a message board, and now we're getting engaged!"

by timefishblue December 29, 2009

NET

No Earlier Than

NASA/KSC acronym

Launch date: NET July 14, 2009 OR July 15, 2009

by DotKritic July 13, 2009