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necronomicon

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.
"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."
by shoggoth August 10, 2003
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nerdonym

--noun Grammar (NURD-uh-nim)

1. Any word whose proper pronunciation is unknown because the word has only been read, primarily in books. Such words are often tragically mispronounced, and may lay dormant for years until the correct pronunciation is heard in conversation.

Frequent usage of nerdonyms indicates excessive reading, likely of science-fiction and/or fantasy books.
Common examples:

• My first recorded nerdonym is "gazebo", which I originally thought was "GAYS-bo".

What do you mean it's pronounced "GRAIN-ing"? I thought it was "Matt GRO-en-ing"!

• Person A: "I'm having a 'DIAL-mama'."
Person B: "A what?"
A: "A 'DIAL-mama'."
B: "Do you mean 'dilemma'?"
A: I thought it was...
B: ...it's 'DILL-emma", dude. You just had a nerdonym.

• "He's a great OH-raider. What? I just discovered a nerdonym, didn't I?"
by SuperRobert January 17, 2010
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Necronym

n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (See: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their necronym.

v. 2. To out somebody's necronym to the public.
Don't call her by her necronym . She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Negronidas

a nickname given for when one is acting a fool.
Good job Negronidas, way to bring a knife to a gun fight.
by ohhhh word? March 28, 2009
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Nerdon

1. A hard-on that only nerds get.

2. A rude name for a person/persons exhibiting nerd-like qualities in a manner that succeeds only in scaring normal people.
1. "That new Zelda game totally gave me a nerdon!"

2. "Good god! Why do you have to be such a friggen nerdon?!"
by EmyInYourMind April 1, 2011
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Nermonous

The act of being anxious while simultaneously being nervous.
I was racing while suddenly, I was clipped and a nermonous feeling erupted as I battle to regain control.
by MasterMind2k8 December 15, 2011
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Necron’s Handle

The most expensive stick in hypixel skyblock. Taken from the wither lord Necron, everyone wants his stick.
“OMG guys i got a Necron’s Handle at 103 runs!!!”

“Bro you are so rng carried.”
by blorpdorpdingledorp October 11, 2022
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