Ner

(nuh-er) adv
1 --used as a variation as no in a country form;

originated in the pants of two travelers named Taylor Thornhill and Ardan Runyan land of Pica-shit, Mississippi after a brief encounter with shrooms
"Ner, I will not get in your pants, Jared Foolon or Josh Kee-roz!"
by Funky Botch June 12, 2009
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Ner

a sound uttered when refrencing a stupid comment made by another. origins in sounds made by mentally handicapped people.
Tom: dude i totally just spelled earth, earf."
Matt: "Ner!!"
by mcswizzlesticks December 13, 2010
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Ner

used to ask any question.
Ner?
by sky May 10, 2003
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Tebow-ner

To become excited and or erect from watching/ listening/ or hearing about Tim Tebow's miraculous football abilities.
Did you see the Broncos game the other day?

Dude, those 2 touchdowns gave me a total Tebow-ner.
by S P bucher December 19, 2010
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lambeau-ner

The excitement and lower extremity rush of blood to the head of Green Bay Packer fan experiences when he sees Lambeau Field.
My bud Shane was so excited for the Packer game he literally had a Lambeau-ner when we pulled into the stadium parking lot!
by 8 Mile August 23, 2019
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Ner Speed

1.The rate at which you are going so fast your body's natural reaction to the force is to say "ner". 2. A movement faster than the speed of light.
"The racers were driving so fast they achieved ner speed!"

"I got so excited when the roller coaster started to go I yelled "Ner Speed Ahead!!!"

"In order for the astronauts to reach Uranus in a reasonable time, they must go ner speed to get there."
by Coud_10 December 07, 2009
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Bro-ner

A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."

"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"

"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
by KidIcarusss October 02, 2009
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