nockoff

Spelled "nockoff" to distinguish it from "knockoff" (counterfeit watches, bling, etc.), "nockoff" refers to artificial or cheaply-made foods only.

This soda is a nockoff. It tastes like it comes from a laboratory. There's no real fruit juice in it!

by pentozali January 14, 2006

Jack 'n' cock

A play on words for Jack 'n' Coke

Meaning someone is so intoxicated that they will do homosexual acts. Usually related to someone getting so drunk on Jack Daniel's whiskey (other beverages will do) that they're willing to fuck another guy or be fucked by another guy.

Usually this is applied to homos-in-denial who just can't comprehend they like dick, so they get that little drunken push to prove they're gay since being drunk can show your true beliefs.

Hey bro, I got my roommate so drunk last night, that I got some jack 'n' cock.

by TheWingedHussars February 11, 2018

Chel Nockin

The Goa'uld sentence for "Very cool".

A: "What do you think of the Stargate?"

B: "Chel Nockin."

by FutureSoap March 21, 2023

nock a mixon

Contrary to the previous poster's definition, Nock a Mixon is not in New Jersey. It is in Kintnersville, PA. It is home to CCFA's Camp Guts and Glory in mid-August, and usually those crazy karate camp kids around the same time.

Nock a Mixon is nice...but Tall Timbers in WV was better.

by l_kristin_l June 20, 2005

job nockey

Exactly the same as a nob jockey. Originated on a Scrabble board in a Penzance Youth Hostel.

Gaff is a right job nockey.

by Stephen Brough January 21, 2005

nock job

A nock job can be known as the event where an inverted reach around is performed along with the assistance of various sex toys positioned in ways that stimulate the receiving end of the sexual action.

kristen hands out nock jobs for all the following: rides, food, drugs, homework, liquor, and of course money.

by KreeperKristen69 April 16, 2010

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

by JUAN October 19, 2003