Natch 

A shortened version of "biznatch"

Reese: So then Carey slapped her right in front of Tom.
Mariah: Geese, she's such a natch.

Natch by thegreatestshineonearth May 22, 2009

natch 

A degroatory term for a short, ugly man. Typically used in reference to someone from the southern united states, such as Florida, who can be described as a geek and dweeb. A "natch" will typically be someone who swing dances or lindy-hops, engages in a profession such as engineering and will usually host an uninteresting blog about himself and his numerous inconsequential achievements.

Dude! I don't care about what connection speed your cell phone gets to the internet! Stop being such a natch!

natch by Le Pepy July 13, 2005

natch 

n. One who is a slutty dirty skanky hoe // Natcher: One who steals something

You natchy comff natcher

natch by Meg January 1, 2005

Natch 

The feeling one gets when you know you are in love with the one and only.
Usually at the end of a sentence.

Yes Rachel, I love you, natch.
Rachel, of course you are the most beautiful human, natch.

Natch by Yks92 November 26, 2019

natch 

it can be anything you want it to be.

yeah joes such a natcher
ooo that’s natch

natch by 69nice69 January 1, 2021

Natch 

Short for what comes natural

She's an artist painting is her natch

Natch by Tattoo Kim 1.3 August 14, 2022

natch 

to make an indirect dig at someone

You just said that to natch me.

This news story is just to natch Trump.

natch by GOOFYONTRIAL January 27, 2025