Natch

A shortened version of "biznatch"

Reese: So then Carey slapped her right in front of Tom.
Mariah: Geese, she's such a natch.

by thegreatestshineonearth May 22, 2009

natch

A degroatory term for a short, ugly man. Typically used in reference to someone from the southern united states, such as Florida, who can be described as a geek and dweeb. A "natch" will typically be someone who swing dances or lindy-hops, engages in a profession such as engineering and will usually host an uninteresting blog about himself and his numerous inconsequential achievements.

Dude! I don't care about what connection speed your cell phone gets to the internet! Stop being such a natch!

by Le Pepy July 13, 2005

natch

n. One who is a slutty dirty skanky hoe // Natcher: One who steals something

You natchy comff natcher

by Meg January 1, 2005

Natch

The feeling one gets when you know you are in love with the one and only.
Usually at the end of a sentence.

Yes Rachel, I love you, natch.
Rachel, of course you are the most beautiful human, natch.

by Yks92 November 26, 2019

natch

it can be anything you want it to be.

yeah joes such a natcher
ooo that’s natch

by 69nice69 January 1, 2021

Natch

Short for what comes natural

She's an artist painting is her natch

by Tattoo Kim 1.3 August 14, 2022

natch

to make an indirect dig at someone

You just said that to natch me.

This news story is just to natch Trump.

by GOOFYONTRIAL January 27, 2025