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academic narcolepsy

1. The term used to describe feeling bored or tired at the thought of schoolwork
2. The condition where one instantly falls asleep at the mention or thought of class/classwork. Chronic, no cure.
“Every time I walk into French it’s like I have academic narcolepsy. I can’t stay awake!”
by curious.george December 8, 2009
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orgasmic narcolepsy

A sleep disorder in which the affected person immediately and uncontrollably falls asleep after sex or any orgasm inducing activity.
My bf is so pissed because he wants to talk and cuddle after sex and I always pass out. I tried to explain to him I had a condition called orgasmic narcolepsy, but he's not buying it.
by ta2dspinner September 24, 2011
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Theatrical Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake during a movie, but can also be used with watching T.V. or anything on a T.V. screen.
"Pedro immediately falls asleep during any movie, I think he suffers from Theatrical Narcolepsy." said Geoff
by G(f) February 12, 2009
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nashole

Fans of Nascar

living in Dover , Delaware sucks during race weekend. The town is full of drunk, redneck, Nasholes
Another Nashole got arrested today after he decided that everyone should be a fan of #3 and spraypainted it on all the cars in the parkinglot.
by Jessica May 13, 2005
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narcolemia

The combination of two words, Narcolepsy and Academia. It is characterized by lack of sleep the night before and the present boring academic lecture. The student fails to keep his/her attention focused on said lecture and quickly drifts off to never never land. Only to be awoke by the sounds of muffled laughter and the teacher scowling at the puddle of drool you have produced on your paper...instead of notes.
Laura, I had a suddden case of narcolemia today in class...can I borrow the notes?
by Kari Kyler February 5, 2009
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Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer

A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.

A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.
The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.
by Roccos January 4, 2010
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narcoleptic blink

An expression used when you say goodbye and mean to leave permanently but end up coming back immediately because you forgotten something. It jokingly means that the person you said goodbye to had a "narcoleptic blink" and fell asleep, and that you're not back already, but that you're back after doing whatever you were supposed to be doing.
-Ok, I'll see you later!
-Wait, why are you back already?
-Narcoleptic blink! Forgot my keys!
by The Architect of Destruction November 20, 2010
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