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narcoleptic

nar·co·lep·sy( P ) (närk-lps)
n. pl. nar·co·lep·sies

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, sometimes accompanied by paralysis and hallucinations.
charlie asked me if you were narcoleptic - he told me something similar to that cause you just stopped talking all of a sudden and then started back up i guess you must have woken back up.
by Hey-Soos! (pronounce it) June 13, 2005
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Cinematic Narcolepsy

The chronic involuntary sleep condition induced by viewing of movies, particularly those shown on a large screen.
Had I known my date had cinematic narcolepsy, I wouldn't have paid for her to take a nine-dollar nap.
by SolarS2 February 12, 2009
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Necrolike

The act of reanimating a dead status update on Facebook by "Liking" it.

Similar to the Necrobump, the status update should be older than 3 months and preferably an embarrassing post from a drunken stupor or some melodrama.
"Stephen Zucardi has 4 anal beads in his ass right now" (Posted 3/17/2009)
--Seymour Trollz NecroLikes this

"Pauly Popcorn I can't believe my dog Skippy ran away. I will never feel this hole in my heart" (Posted 2/15/2008)
--Sally Dressing and 8 others NecroLike this
by LouIsSoCool September 23, 2011
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Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.
Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.
by scooterams July 29, 2008
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academic narcolepsy

The condition where a person, who is not tired, instantly falls asleep or becomes sleepy when in a classroom setting. After leaving the classroom the person is once again alert.
"I had a serious case of academic narcolepsy in class today, did not catch any of the lecture."
by J. Anton January 31, 2008
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Necroleptic

People who take random naps in cemetaries.
My girlfriend is a necroleptic, goth weirdo.
by NoNeckDude June 12, 2017
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Boner Narcolepsey

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.
Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017
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