A small town revered as a mecca for wine snobs, golf addicts, and pure-bred dog enthusiasts. When not gloating to neighbors about their children's accomplishments on the squash courts, residents can often be found pondering the value of their property in relation to their neighbors and doing lines of valium off of their guest bathroom toilet. The police give speeding tickets for going 4mph too fast and falsify noise complaints to shut down family barbecues past 8pm.
Farnsworth: Chad, you uncultured swine, you got cocaine all over my new boat shoes! Do you know who my father is?!
Chad: He must be the mayor of Marion, MA.
Chad: He must be the mayor of Marion, MA.
by Bristaco December 13, 2018
Get the Marion, MA mug.Marion is a name used for both men & women, however it is more commonly used for women. Marions are usually detatched, beautiful, sometimes quiet, very smart, & incredibly friendly. Marions are drop-dead hilarious. Marions tend to fall in love very quickly, for a long time. Marions have an amazing artistic sense. Marions are very shy. Marions can have the most gorgeous eyes you've ever seen in your life. If you're lucky enough to know a Marion, you should tell her everyday.
Boy 1: "Dude, look. That's Marion, the girl I was telling you about."
Boy 2: "Dang, she is hot!"
Boy 1: "I know right! I like her a lot."
Boy 3: Who the heck is that?!? She's so pretty!
Boy 1 & Boy 2: "Dude, I know."
Boy 2: "Dang, she is hot!"
Boy 1: "I know right! I like her a lot."
Boy 3: Who the heck is that?!? She's so pretty!
Boy 1 & Boy 2: "Dude, I know."
by Baeleigh Miller January 10, 2012
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Smart, beautiful, gracious, but mostly she's just a sexy girl. She's impossible to forget because you always smile when you think of her. She's unpredictable but always forgiven. She has her own agenda but will keep your heart warm and always remain friendly. She will kick you out of her bed before you kick her out of yours. She's the kind of girl that needs to be a verb instead of a noun.
by urbanass November 27, 2012
Get the Marion mug.guy 1-"Well, we're moving the family out to a little city called Marion, Indiana."
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Get the marion, indiana mug.The coolest type of nigga there is. This nigga will stand up for you anytime. He is the type of nigga to body slam a nigga to the floor. A real chill nigga.
That nigga a Myron
by DefinitionTruth May 2, 2020
Get the Myron mug.Marion Local is made up of an itty bitty collection of church congregations that all go to the same school. Everyone you encounter is probably blond with blue eyes, semi tall and all have the same birth defect. All the guys egos are bigger than their dicks. The girls are loose lipped (take that as you please) bitches and their band sucks. The “town” also has a cult symbolized by the Flyer on their driveway. What the fuck is a flyer anyway?
“I heard there was a football game at Marion Local this weekend...wanna go”
“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”
“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”
by Floobies8008 October 26, 2020
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Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette
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