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Marion, MA

A small town revered as a mecca for wine snobs, golf addicts, and pure-bred dog enthusiasts. When not gloating to neighbors about their children's accomplishments on the squash courts, residents can often be found pondering the value of their property in relation to their neighbors and doing lines of valium off of their guest bathroom toilet. The police give speeding tickets for going 4mph too fast and falsify noise complaints to shut down family barbecues past 8pm.

Farnsworth: Chad, you uncultured swine, you got cocaine all over my new boat shoes! Do you know who my father is?!

Chad: He must be the mayor of Marion, MA.

by Bristaco December 13, 2018