my ass

I.

The first person singular pronoun.

My ass was very disappointed at the sympony last night when the conductor directed Mozart's 25th sympony like he was swatting flies.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

my ass

Derogatory insult towards another.
A fun place that girls love to go.

Mike: I'm way better than you at everything.
John: My ass, we are imaginary, so niether of us is the better one.

Girl: Oh, it's like a carnival down here.

by Yep Nope September 25, 2005

my ass

A figurative expression of rage.

"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they cancelled my flight to Denver"

by Dr. Jodi July 16, 2008

my ass

expression meaning that something said previous was wrong, or a retort to something someone else said about a person.

"my ass you're early! you're gonna be late!"

"me, a bitch? my ass!"

by Metaka December 25, 2002

my ass

A work of art, a place that no man may ever touch....ever....

Hey have you seen my ass? It's beautiful.

by Cow December 21, 2004

my ass

Term for your bitch.

Don't touch that bitch, that's my ass!

by Cornholio June 27, 2003

my ass

expression that some turists adopts to say Mijas (small touristic town at Costa del Sol, southern Spain)

Excuse me sir, is this the road to my ass?

by doc err0r December 7, 2006