Mapsexual

Pedophiles who're tryna fit in, they cannot and can never fit in with the LGBTQ community, essentially, people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

Mansexual

Adjective; when men perform activites together that inspire competition, entirely ruled by testosterone.

I asked John if he was coming over, but he's out with his friends doing something mansexual.

by semperjim January 30, 2009

Mapsexual

A person with cartophilia, usually attracted to @map.guy_ on Instagram.

Map: “Victor, are you a mapsexual?

Victor: “Yes, now eat me out 🤤”

by Map Guy July 14, 2021

Miasexual

Being obsessed wit Mia Kristal BEVONAVENTURE

I am Miasexual

by Deeeeewz March 3, 2022

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

madisexual

when Somebody loves madison reyes with their heart and soul and wants to cherish her forever because she is amazing.
also madi is legaly married to @unsaid.saima

someone: so who do u like.
me: oh me im Madisexual

by Sabrina Spellman-Morningstar April 23, 2021

marsexual

A sexuality where you are attracted to mariza marava only

-Didn't you hear?
-What?
-Mt mom is marsexual

by History is Life November 20, 2021