muzzle time

another way of saying "lets play".

person 1: i haven't played halo in weeks. muzzle time?

person 2: let's roll!

by Agent Vook November 24, 2010

Muzzle Memory

The moment you remember you weren't supposed to talk about "that".

As Gayla was gossiping to her friend about the affair, she remembered it was a secret and turned on her muzzle memory.

by Lollly September 17, 2016

Muzzle-puff

Banging some loud mouth chick (doggy-style) who won't shut up, while trimming your pubic hair, rolling them into a puff like ball, and shoving it in her mouth, muzzle-puff.

Guy #1: You end up taking that yappy bitch home last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, I muzzle-puffed her.

by Taz Martinez July 18, 2010

muzzle tov

n. The act of labeling one an anti-Semite when one voices concerns about Israeli policy, and thereby chilling free speech on the subject.

"Mazel Tov on publishing that editorial about Palestine. Best of luck with the ensuing Muzzle Tov!"

by peacenik69 October 12, 2011

Muzzle Flash

When a male shows just the end or (Muzzle) of his penis to a crowd. Muzzle Flash

Dude that guy just muzzle flashed the party. What a fag.

by Sp1tf1re October 22, 2011

Muzzle Loading

The act of fucking a pregnant women while she's in labor, therefore pushing the baby back up into her vagina.

Guy 1 "Hey Jim i thought your child was suppose to be born the other day?"
Jim "Yeah I didn't want the child to be born yet so I decided Muzzle Loading my wife for another trimester would be a great idea."

by Deadeye487 June 11, 2018

muzzle sex

1. When a male seeks gratifying sex with a female without having to view her face. This can be any level or form of sex, including favourites such as spit-roasting, the chandler effect, 'harry'ing and skull-fucking.

2. A favourite past-time of selfish, mysoginisitc men. These men may often be referred to as "harry"s or "chandler"s, please see these entries.

3. Muzzle sex does not essentially require a muzzle. One may have muzzle sex while wearing a balaclava. The ultimate aim of muzzle sex is to avoid seeing an unattractive female's face. Research has shown women may look between 200-500% with muzzles. Muzzle sex is best achieved by taking the woman from behind.

Harry: I dig muzzle sex.
Belinda: But I feel like a dog...
Harry: SUCK IT BITCH!!

by Harry's Asian Sensation December 6, 2007