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Musicians

The one job group other than actors/actresses where nobody cares if they're obscenely rich.
Mitt Romney made $13.7 million in 2011 and 2 mansions and people made fun of his money until he finally lost the election.

Lil Wayne (as an example for musicians) made $18 million in 2011 and owns 3 mansions and a Bugatti Veyron (notable for being $1 million or more) and nobody gives him flak about it.
by pseudonym name April 21, 2013
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Fart Musician

This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.

The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.

The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.

The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
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shittiest musicians ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
by folded caches out June 1, 2013
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meat whistle musician

One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.
"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."

"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."
by AquaX December 24, 2007
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Mugician

a magician that sings
he's a wonderful mugician.
by Bob's Wife August 29, 2007
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MusicianForums

Musician Forums is a hatefilled lovefist of pain and emotion. Their is anger towards "nOObs" like no other forum in the world. Children have killed themselves after experiencing the "nOOb" syndrome associated with MX. Please use with caution.
Hey dude you wanna get on MX tonight?
Nah, I'd rather slit my wrist...
by Zakath December 3, 2004
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musicianforums

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A place of which "musicians" gather to not talk about music...
Musicianforums was the shit until about halfway through '04...
by markhendrix March 23, 2005
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