no muss, no fuss

no mess, no trouble

He's a no muss, no fuss kinda guy. he takes no bullshit.

by 123baba123 October 18, 2011

Missus

Term that means wife.

You better get back home to the missus.I think she is worried about you.

by Toa Pohatu April 5, 2017

Mussler

To place your penis into the hand of an unsuspecting person. Most commonly acted between two heterosexual males.

When we were laying around in the TV room, Andy gave Tim the old Mussler. It was hysterical... but fucking gay as shit.

by trop142 November 28, 2010

giz a hoon on your missus

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home

driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!

by dr chops May 13, 2009

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

by Director October 23, 2014

Mussango

A beautiful, fun, caring, and awesome person. Mussango also has good morals and is someone that you should have in your life and not take for granted.

I need Mussango in my life.

by BeckyAnna November 23, 2021

facebook museum

When a person is in a country that has blocked facebook (such as Vietnam, China etc) can access facebook via a proxy server, but can only view people's pages and is unable to post on walls, update their status or interact in any other way.

"Hey man how come you went MIA on facebook for 2 weeks??"
"I had to go to China on business, was relegated to the facebook museum."

by Tudou May 20, 2010