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Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances
"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"
by Dylan989 December 23, 2009
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The Three Mouseketeers

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A seemingly clever but possibly rooted in cognitive decline baby-boomer conflation of The Mouseketeers and The Three Musketeers.
The Three Mouseketeers have come to my defense on many occasions when I really needed help!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 18, 2019
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muskateering

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Me and the boys headed off to go muskateering.
by Dilan Martin May 24, 2004
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Muskequeer

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A person within a group of 3 other cool queer people.
Sarah: I'm totes queer.

Roxanne: Same bro.

Austin: I'm queer af. We're like the 3 muskequeers!
by Muskequeer September 8, 2016
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Marketeer

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A portmanteau of the wordsMarketing’ and ‘Buccaneer’, created by Brand Managers in an attempt to make them sound more dynamic.
Bob “I ran into Dwain Dibbley the other day.”
Mike “Really, so what’s he up to these days?”
Bob “Apparently he’s a Marketeer for MegaGlobal Corp.”
Mike “Well; he always was an unimaginative, spreadsheet licking twat!“
Bob “For sure.”
by Vince Mode March 4, 2017
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Three Musketeering

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Drawn from a group of English soliders calling themselves the Three Musketeers, whose motto was "All for one and one for all".

1. If caught engaging in questionable/illegal activities in a group, one person takes all the blame (one for all), and the others who were involved do their best to help him out with whatever consequences he may recieve (all for one).

2. The understanding that if everyone in a group of people breaking the law/doing things they're not supposed to gets caught, they will all claim to be the sole person responsable. (Each one person for all) This way, either none are punished because of the confusion, or all are punished equally. (All for one)
Hey, if we get caught smokin' this ganja, who's gonna be three musketeering?

Okay, if something goes wrong, we're three musketeering it. Everyone says it was all them.
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muskateering

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In some parts of the world, it means taking a group poop... However, in cooler places, it means going out as a group of 3 or 4 males and attracting several females (hopefully 2 to 3 times the number of men) and slaying them with "swords" over the course of a weekend - while only answering to the names Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. There is also a point system for what you do with the females, and the winner is the strongest muskateer for that specific period of time.
Come on fellow boys, let us all go muskateering this weekend - all for one and one for all!
by Porthos The Duke of Slay March 18, 2011
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