Muslim

Unlike the meanings on here.
Muslim, Is one who practices Islam.

Person 1 : I know nothing about Muslims yet I seem to speak idiot talk.
Person 2: It's fine, Just stop talking illogical shit about my religion and I.

Person 3: Yeah, If you wanna shit on it use actual shit.

by FuckIllogicalPeople July 15, 2017

Muslim

A realigeon that believes in god. Search it up in the real dictionary

Muslims should not be critized, for who criticizes, is a fool.

There are terrorist that aren't muslim, but people don't relize it.

Muslims are the best!

by Ishbrown May 19, 2018

Muslim

A person who has strong beliefs in the Qur'an and allah and who follows Islam. Muslims are very different from ISIS terrorists. ISIS terrorists do not follow the laws of allah which include not taking another life.

Donald: I hate those idiot Muslims they keep bombing us
Sarah: Muslims aren't terrorists Don, they're very different. Terrorists don't follow Muslim rules or lifestyle.

by Comicphan June 5, 2017

Muslim

A person who believes in ALLAH the creature of all being, and in prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him); a person who does not like war nor bombing himself or others, a person who's Wish and biggest dream is world Peace, a person who wishes to spread love and positivity, a person who quite often gets mistaken for having connections with ISIS ( wich he hates and is against everything they do using the name of "Islam", because Muslims are not assassins nor murderers ).
And if anyone thinks the opposite then... I'm SORRY, life should've been better for all of us..

A: did you hear what that Muslim terrorist do?
B: sorry to ask, but who said he has to be a Muslim?! Does all terrorists and murderers have the same ethnicity now?! ALLAH may bless your heart and soul..

by Mim Mam June 19, 2017

Muslim

Muslim is the religion of prophet Mohammad and it's the religion of forgiveness and helping others and those who u say about them "terrorist Muslims" Like ISIS there aren't Muslims b\c if they truly are Muslims they won't kill these "TERRORISTS" are really far from being Muslims

MUSLIMS are not TERRORISTS
I'm a Muslim

I live in Lebanon
I live with Christians
I love them
And I'm not a Terrorist

and THANK U

MUSLIM = Christians
This fact = peace

TERRORISTS are not MUSLIMS even if they say ALLHU AKBAR

by GAL313SHIA January 24, 2015

Muesli

1. A clever ploy to sell hamster food to human beings. Eaten raw (ie dry - see the Bridget Jones movie), with yoghurt or similar fermented dairy product or milk.
2. Ghetto Muesli - whatever can be swept off the floor with any milk/dairy substitute (white paint, soap water etc).

1. "Hungry and broke, Tom swept the floor under his hamster's cage and used the dust and dirt to make his muesli with sour milk he found in a thrash bin near a subway station. The explosive diarrhea he got afterwards was but 'nother brick to the thick wall of his ineptness, misachievements and misery." Tom Gorecki "The sadness of mice-men and other short stories", Koeslin, 2007

2.
- Ay-yo, gimme sum'o'that ghetto muesli wit dem acrylic paint nigguh.
- Hook da nigguh to dat chronic! Go'n'get it yo'self, nigguh.
- Nigga pleeeez.

by Tom Gore October 24, 2007

Muslim

A religion of peace that is gravely misunderstood by non-muslims and muslims (extremists) alike.

Muslim: It is okay to blow up people if they are infidels.

Non-muslim: The muslims all want tp kill us.

by Complex Guy January 4, 2011