murkan

This is America! This is Murica! This is Murka!

A murkan is an American. Can also be used as an adjective.

I own a gun, it's my birthright as a Murkan.

by wk8 July 17, 2017

Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

Murking

The term for a discrete or shady homicide.

It’s a combination of the words ‘Lurking’ and ‘Murder’ to create “Murking”

“They just fucking-Oh god-fucking murked him man! It’s insane”

“I’m out for a good murking tonight”

by Goblin boyzz August 23, 2019

mish mumkin

Mainly used in the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, this phrase means "no way!"

So if you visit Cairo one day, and want to try to haggle with one of the merchants in Khan-al-Khalili, you can keep saying "mish mumkin" when they offer you a price until they get to the lowest price.

Dude 1: "Man, yesterday I saw a Lamborghini Countach that was painted with a really glossy and shiny blackish-purple color, and it had spinning rims, and to top the back spoiler was shaped differently, and it looked really scary. Plus a huge flame came out of the exhaust once that sucker took off."

Dude 2: "Mish mumkin!"

Dude 1: "How could I lie about this man?"

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007

merkin niggas

1) niggas who wear fake pubes; 2) niggas who sell fake pubes to cancer patients and such; 3) niggas who make pubic wigs; 4) niggas who donate their pubes to make pubic wigs;. . . .see also "merkin"

them merkin niggas are makin mad money G, and their product always grows back!

by sjte5409 July 3, 2009

skirt-murken

1. To drop dimes on punk ass bitches/ho's.
2. To kill someone.
3. kill someone with extreme domination.

Russel skirt-murked a bitch for jackin his weed.
Chuck was skirt-murken ho's on Call of Duty 4.

by Irbster February 4, 2008