God-Fucking 

The action of fucking a God

I had sex with Evan last night
it was as good as God-Fucking

God-Fucking by Eggohead May 27, 2009

god fucking dammit you piece of shit

what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner

*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"

god fucking dammit you piece of shit by dam_son December 5, 2016

God Fucking Dammit 

The full name of our Christian God.

Trivial Question:

What the last name of God

A: Dang it
B: Darn it
C: Dammit
D: None of the above

Random Contestant: Is it "C", Dammit?

Host: You're correct. God's full name is God Fucking Dammit!

Contestants and Guests applaud.

God Fucking Dammit by Viscount Druitt March 22, 2022

god fucking dammit 

When you're more pissed than just a simple god dammit. Used quite often when filling out tax forms. Or when passing your second hour at the DMV.

See page 35, sub-section 2B under allowable deductions then print in triplicate? God fucking dammit! What warped minds came up with this shit???

god fucking dammit by Badgerbear May 30, 2007

God Fucking Damn It 

The exclamation you say when you are extremely angry, frustrated, or both.

What you say when you really want something, but do not know how to get it. It is rather frustrating if you have never had this feeling.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! How do I solve this math problem?!?!?!?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! Charlie bit me!!!

God Fucking Damn It by Tom1792 May 9, 2011

God Fucking Dammit! 

The phrase one or more says when they think they have created the greatest word ever, and before adding it to urban dictionary, find that it is already there.

Dude, I came up with the word cummy ache. i'm gonna put it on urban dictio...wait... God Fucking Dammit!!!!

God Fucking Dammit! by Naterp0tater November 4, 2010

god fucking shit 

Something said when too many profane words come to mind in a pissy situation.

GOD FUCKING SHIT! You always win at goldeneye multiplayer!!!

god fucking shit by thedoodler August 9, 2003