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Axe Murderer

1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"

Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
by FL910 August 16, 2009
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murderers

People, who as a result of their actions, cause the untimely death of other people, who did not deserve to suffer an untimeley death. They also cause the untimely sanctioning of other innocent people, not associated with them, by some stange obscure default.
Murderers - People who wore the red shirts of Liverpool and attended a certain football match, in which 39 Italian supporters died, at their hands. These same people never appeared as remorsefull over the incident, yet want us all to remember the tragic events of Hillsborough, every other day. As a result of their actions they barred everyone from competative football. Murdering Twats.
by Brianph September 17, 2006
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Murderer

Day 1:
Driver gets in car accident and survives, but passenger dies.
Day 2: ________ is now friends with +396 other people on facebook.
Me: That guy is such a murderer.
by ADTRfanforlife June 14, 2011
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Chainsaw Murderer

Not dissimilar to an axe murderer, except more hardcore and more capable of swifter, more efficient kill.
Be careful who you open the door to, Johnny - I hear there's a chainsaw murderer on the lose!
by Sarkata April 20, 2010
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Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen
Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.
by Simi-Sinatra September 15, 2010
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Accused Murderer

The Accused Murderer was guilty
by ninjashyper0 August 3, 2018
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