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Cookie Monster Syndrome 

The inability to stop oneself from eating anything and everything in sight, like Cookie Monster from Seasame Street.
"What's this? This no plate of cookies. This plate of BBQ wings. Ah. Who me kidding? Me compulsive eater. Mahmahmah!" -Cookie Monster on a skit

"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome
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Monster Shitter

someone whos shits are humungous and always has the plunger ready even before he/she flushes the toilet. (usually this only pertains to men)
Kevins a fucking monster shitter, he's always glogging up my god damn toilet!
Monster Shitter by Mac Kev July 5, 2007

Monster School 

an cringy clickbait type of youtube minecraft content that makes 18+ thumbnails such as a girl with a big breast and butt pooping random things like lava and actual poop at monster school and actually these type of content used dead memes such as mlg, granny kisses baldi, herobrine gets angry, poor baby vs herobrine, monster school stuck in a girl butt, bottle flip challenges, zombie plays fortnite and roblox, and the infamous "poor baby herobrine vs a policegirl poops on herobrine funny" these type of minecraft yt contents are actually pure kids clickbait. and these type of content was worser and it was good back in 2012 but in 2021 and onwards its badly disgusting now. and also their fandom was actually toxic as hell.
Guy1: hey can i watch monster school?

Guy2: no don't its cringe
Monster School by the guy 1999 January 7, 2021

Munter Shunter

A male who has sex with unattractive females. Usually to boost his own low self-esteem or hide the possibility that he may be homosexual
David only sleeps with ugly girls, he's a munter shunter
Munter Shunter by Phil.W August 30, 2012

monster shlong 

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.
Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.
monster shlong by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020

Monster school 

A series that was once a big part of our childhood turned into a horrible trend-chasing cringe fest with clickbait thumbnails made just for views.
Then: Monster school: Hunting
Now: FUNNY SIREN HEAD BALDI SEX GIRL VS CARTOON CAT BOTTLE FLIP FORTNITE DANCE EPIC 3D.
Monster school by Junderlel March 19, 2021

munter shunter

A male/female that provides themselves sexualy to munters. An act of kindness some might say, or blind stupidity others will argue. It does however happen and munter shunters do it.
It is also the end result of a game of shunta munta
A game where you have to pull the ugliest person in the bar. the last one stuck with a munter, has to shag them!
' that bruce....he's a munter shunter.you can see it a mile off though, glazed eyes, wondering hands.. thick as pig shit!'
munter shunter by ozzy3000 August 4, 2006