murph, murphed, murphing

to stand some one up, miss an appointment, not show, leave em hangin

He was supposed to meet us at the bar but we got murphed.

by V. Abeyta April 17, 2003

mumphel

(verb)when one laughs with his/her mouth full of food. quite a dangerous act, can easily lead to choking. commonly happens while high on marijuana.

That little stoner is mumpheling like a bitch!

by Hot Chili Gumption November 8, 2008

Murphed

Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.

"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

Murphed

to be defeated in shame; utterly crushed

We all got murphed.

by John Klingerton March 13, 2011

murph, murphed, murphing

to continue to take part in an online political forum discussion even after one has already said one's good-byes

The other poster's message about Clinton's sex life got her so riled that she could not resist murphing for a quick rebuttal, and then another one, and then another one.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

mumped

Mumped is a blend of the words 'mom' and 'dumped' and means to be dumped by the mother of one's significant other.

I was seeing this highschool chick until her mom found out I was 23, then I got mumped.

by EOCA January 16, 2007

murphedelic

Adj.) A word used to describe something that twists the senses and confuses the brain; describes a site that is beyond trippy.

Dude, that rainbow, shape shifting unicorn that sings Pink Floyd all day is murphedelic.

by penguinface March 2, 2014