by eweee September 21, 2005
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Mujtaba is a straight up boss.
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The act of shoving an ear of husked corn into a female's anus then pulling it out and slowly smearing the remnants of her mud-tunnel across her upper lip.
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Get the no-no german mustache man mug.Cool nice awesome good friend he is someone That we will make laugh no matter what type of place u in. He's always happy and smiling. He make the people around him happy by just laughing. He's loyal funny cool and cute .
by Lol2569 July 25, 2017
Get the mustafe mug.The theory that the shorter the first name the greater the likelihood that person has a mustache. Only holds true for White Males that live in the United States.
Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache
Theory in mathematical terms:
Name<= 4 letters = Mustache
Name>= 5 letters = No Mustache
Stranger to gentleman with finely combed mustache: "Hello fine sir, may I trouble you for your name?"
Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al"
Stranger: "Mustache Theory!"
Mustached Gentlemen: "Why yes, it is Al"
Stranger: "Mustache Theory!"
by Brandon with no mustache January 8, 2011
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