MUFINO

Manchester United Fan In Name Only. An acronym coined by Sanish Fernandez (word surgeon in Bangalore, working for a rather large IT firm)

"That Joe, he's a MUFINO: when the Mancs win 1-0, he comes out screaming, thumping his chest, but as soon as one of the London teams start to lead, he declares them champions-elect."

by Joke Hole April 1, 2009

Multnomah

When Lewis and Clark were in Oregon, they asked the natives "What is the name of this river?"

The natives responded "Multnomah" which in their language means "You mean that river over there?"

The Multnomah River was named the Willamette River after the expedition.

Person: Im going to go jet skiing on the river.

19th century native american: Multnomah?

by Estehbahn September 6, 2006

mutnemom

reversed momentum, created by Slate columnist Mickey Kaus, to describe how a loss in the previous primary is followed by a loss and a loss by a gain

After 11 straight losses, we expecting mutnemom to kick in for Hillary Clinton.

by Una Malachica March 4, 2008

muft

Hindi word for free (without charge).

An example of muft is being able to ride a roller coaster at an amusement park without paying.

by muft November 10, 2015

Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas

"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.

Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

by Your Materfamilias December 23, 2018

Muffnut

The achievement of a female orgasm

Person A : I was with sveti mama last night and we got it on!
Person B: did you make her muffnut?!

by Muffnutt April 24, 2015

mufta

mufta is name commonly used to describe a muffin top, which exposes pubic hair.

it is often used as an insult

boy1: get with that chick, shes alriiiite
boy2: ew dude have you seen her mufta!

by jeopardylove December 11, 2009