Meat Mucus

Cum,Semen,Jizz,Spooge,Sperm,Spunk

mouth my man muscle marvolously til i make meat mucus all over your mammaries

by BrenanC August 11, 2008

auto mucus syndrome

The act of picking your nose while driving your car. Usually an involuntary urge that happens while driving on a freeway. Symtoms include picking furiously while no cars are driving beside you.

My cell phone can't kill people as well as my finger 3 inches up my nasal cavity

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

Vaginal Mucus Pouch

Where the majority of the vaginal mucus resides.

My teacher was so mad, she busted her vaginal mucus pouch and leaked all over the floor!

by Timmaheseseeses December 1, 2009

spray mucus

A connoisseur of very large buttocks, internet pornography, naked weight training. Often found in orange county or whereever migrant farm workers gather. Continuously chasing the elusive threesome and all long haired barn animals.

Keep Spray Mucus away from your goats.

by Hector Day Man December 13, 2006

dick mucus

a slang term used for semen, especially in large quantities

Man, so i upheaved a boatload of dick mucus all over her belly button and it dripped down the sides...

by Jonothan Cumsalot March 21, 2008

Nasal Hondo Mucus (NHM)

Nasal Hondo Mucus, also known as NHM, is the excretion of green/yellowish snot coming out of your nose at a loud and fast rate. It is one of the many symptoms of a common cold and covid-19 and is also in the family of, Hondo, Gas Hondo's, mid-depression Hondo's and more.

Mrs Bitzjarld : WHO THE FUCK IS BLOWING THEIR NOSE SO LOUD
sussy stefano : Sorry miss, I unfortunately have a case of Nasal Hondo Mucus (NHM)

Mrs Bitzjarld : oh sorry I didn't realize, hash realities of war 😔 *ashamed* very deplorable of you.

by bigstinkyballz October 27, 2021

fanny mucus

mucus made by the womens vagina much like when you get a greenie in your throat.

girl, your ##### just sneezed snot all over my face!!!!

by bob March 30, 2004