urethra mucus

Something that comes out of your dick when you get horny

(cum)

There was urethra mucus coming out of my dick when I was horny. Sticky and white.

by Random Words & Definitions November 4, 2022

anal mucus

When you blow your nose into a person's butthole and the snot that remains in the booty is anal mucus.

Man, I still got anal mucus stuck in my butt from last night.

by It's Lit like Bic September 24, 2016

The sound of mucus

The wheezy, gurgling sound made by trying to, or actually coughing up nasty mucus from ones lungs.

Julie had such a severe cough the hills were alive with the sound of mucus.

Brenda: Dan, let's watch my favorite movie!
Dan: Oh God no, not "the sound of mucus: again!

Lyrics: The hills are alive with the sound of mucus!

by chopswood January 9, 2011

Mucus Dick Moment

Another phrase for getting fucked.

While Aaron was playing a game, he had a Mucus dick moment.

by TH3B3AST87_TTV February 2, 2020

auto mucus syndrome

The act of picking your nose while driving your car. Usually an involuntary urge that happens while driving on a freeway. Symtoms include picking furiously while no cars are driving beside you.

My cell phone can't kill people as well as my finger 3 inches up my nasal cavity

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

Vaginal Mucus Pouch

Where the majority of the vaginal mucus resides.

My teacher was so mad, she busted her vaginal mucus pouch and leaked all over the floor!

by Timmaheseseeses December 1, 2009

Nasal Hondo Mucus (NHM)

Nasal Hondo Mucus, also known as NHM, is the excretion of green/yellowish snot coming out of your nose at a loud and fast rate. It is one of the many symptoms of a common cold and covid-19 and is also in the family of, Hondo, Gas Hondo's, mid-depression Hondo's and more.

Mrs Bitzjarld : WHO THE FUCK IS BLOWING THEIR NOSE SO LOUD
sussy stefano : Sorry miss, I unfortunately have a case of Nasal Hondo Mucus (NHM)

Mrs Bitzjarld : oh sorry I didn't realize, hash realities of war 😔 *ashamed* very deplorable of you.

by bigstinkyballz October 27, 2021