muddy buccaneer

deviant sexual practice where a dude takes a dump in his partner's eye, then fucks the eye. the shit represents the eye patch that a pirate (buccaneer) wears, and the shit is brown, representing the mud.

"This chick was totally hot, so I tackled her and gave her a muddy buccaneer"

by Matt & Gavin April 27, 2004

3 Muscateers

Three really close friends and buddies. Not to be confused with the old 3 Musketeers. Muscateers don't necessarily have to fight crime with swords like the Musketeers.

1. Dang those 3 Muscateers are so close they're like gay for each other.

2. Look its the 3 Muscateers from Muscatel.

by Donutfilling August 21, 2009

buccaneer

when you cum shot on a girl then kick her leg so she is hopping on one foot and holding her eye

I just buccaneered her last night

by mike February 24, 2004

butt buccaneer

A male homosexual.

Chrithtopher ith a butt buccaneer.

by scottbo777 October 19, 2008

buccaneer

A double crossing, sneaky illusionist. Lures friends into a false sense of security before dropping a sneaky bombshell on them. Are known to cast low level spells and illusions.

Dez tricked me into coming to school in fancy dress, the slimy buccaneer.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

Butt Buccaneer

1. A man who engages in homosexual sex (akin to a butt pirate)

Wow, look at those two Butt Buccaneers go!

by BrownDude5 October 8, 2008

booty buccaneer

An ass pirate or rectal ranger.

Arrrrrr surrender your booty gay one for your being boarded.

by Officer O'Reily January 21, 2005