anal muff

Pubic hair surrounding ones asshole.

"Pearls anal muff left scabs on my cock after trowing her an ass pounding."

by gj6kings November 15, 2005

Muff Canyon

A Mountaineer's Dreamy Vista: A large, moist, forested valley, containing many entrances to underground systems which are all quite suitable for spelunking.

"Greetings, good sir. And where is it that you have come from?"
"Oh, I was just visiting Mount Clitoris, at the north end of the Muff Canyon."

by The McFreudian Elbow September 8, 2015

Muffin Faggot

Name for penis owners usually named Justin.

I know a muffin faggot that lives in Colorado.

by Dudething December 18, 2021

frick-muffin

A word used to express humorous disappointment/distaste for something.

Aw frick-muffin! I lost my lunch money!

by hibiscus123 May 15, 2016

crust muffin

when emma chamberlian's makeup is looking crusty and not blended at the end of the day

i look like a crust muffin

by krystal :) June 8, 2018

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"

by chrissstossss October 7, 2020

stuff that muff

The act of stuffing your man meat into a girl’s taco.

“Hey man, did you stuff that muff last night?”

“Hell yeah man, I stuffed all that muff

by 420blaze69 May 10, 2018