An initialism of the words Mega Piss Skill.
Often used in reference to ones ability to cause destruction to toilet cubicles, by means of mass-urination across all surfaces.
This behavioural act is most-often undertaken by frustrated commuters on packed trains, and renders the toilet cubical unusable by others. By creating inconvenience and raising misery to fellow travellers, this (relatively speaking), causes a reduction in their own misery, and makes them (effectively) happier. This form of relativity was never published by Einstein, but most likely, was at the forefront of his theories and was the catalyst for his greatest thoughts.
Adverse effects may be encountered when, after participating in MPS, you find yourself in a position where you need to re-use the toilet, being forced to stand in pools of your own piss.
Veteran MPS users may hone their skills to almost god-like levels, and undertake advanced techniques such as urinating only upon the toilet-roll. Unsuspecting subsequent users of the toilet will, on initial inspection, consider the cubical clean and will proceed to engage in defecation. Only on completing this act and requiring to wipe faeces residue from their crack, will they find the toilet-paper unusable.
Often used in reference to ones ability to cause destruction to toilet cubicles, by means of mass-urination across all surfaces.
This behavioural act is most-often undertaken by frustrated commuters on packed trains, and renders the toilet cubical unusable by others. By creating inconvenience and raising misery to fellow travellers, this (relatively speaking), causes a reduction in their own misery, and makes them (effectively) happier. This form of relativity was never published by Einstein, but most likely, was at the forefront of his theories and was the catalyst for his greatest thoughts.
Adverse effects may be encountered when, after participating in MPS, you find yourself in a position where you need to re-use the toilet, being forced to stand in pools of your own piss.
Veteran MPS users may hone their skills to almost god-like levels, and undertake advanced techniques such as urinating only upon the toilet-roll. Unsuspecting subsequent users of the toilet will, on initial inspection, consider the cubical clean and will proceed to engage in defecation. Only on completing this act and requiring to wipe faeces residue from their crack, will they find the toilet-paper unusable.
Ted: "Holy crap, I need MPS"
5mins later…..
Ted: "I destroyed the toilet"
Petey: "Holy shit. MPS, man!"
30mins later……..
Petey: " Fuck, I need a piss, but Ted ruined the toilet with his MPS"
5mins later…..
Ted: "I destroyed the toilet"
Petey: "Holy shit. MPS, man!"
30mins later……..
Petey: " Fuck, I need a piss, but Ted ruined the toilet with his MPS"
by Fuckster5000 May 20, 2009
Acronym for "Multiple Pops." When a prostitute allows multiple ejaculations for one fee. Same as MSOG.
by JD March 27, 2004
Stands for Magic Pussy. Very rare, but some women have it and when they share it with you, you become addicted and almost obsessed. Once you experience the MP, you'll never forget and no other pussy will compare.
by wazitgonnabe February 05, 2010
by Cat83 December 31, 2020
Military Police - at least in the Army. As loved as the police in the outside world, except in the military you have few rights, and they know it and will rat fuck you the second they can. they originate from the kids at school everyone hated. MPs think they are badass but in Iraq and Afghanistan haji handed the MPs their asses on route patrol and just about any engagement requiring the Infantry real men to take over. on the big bases MPs hand out speeding tickets to grunts stressed out from months of combat... charming. For what it's worth... CID investigates real crimes but every MP thinks he's a CID investigator.
Hit by THREE IEDs today and I get a ticket for going 35 in a 25mph zone, mother-fucker.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
Can't spell wimp without MP.
Avoid that route, it's full of MPs.
by Alpino July 28, 2010
MP, simply put, stands for awesome. Awesome, as in cool. MP comes from some Russian or Norwegian slang for package. Package as in penis. Its something like "Mogrus Parcus". Language currently unknown.
by Douglas Firth September 27, 2009
Magic Pussy Syndrome - a mindset that afflicts certain women with thinking that they are somehow special, above their female peers and men who try to approach them, due to the special status their pussy (being female) gives them.
These women believe they are princesses who deserve special treatment because they own a vagina.
These women believe they are princesses who deserve special treatment because they own a vagina.
by X-fireDude April 30, 2009