Mouthfunctioning

When your someone is nagging or whining too much.

Jeff: I wanna talk to her but idk.....

Jim: Damn Jeff quit your mouthfunctioning and just do it!

Mouthfunctioning by bitchwithnoass October 3, 2008

Mouthfus 

To shot a shot in basketball in someone's face when they are directly guarding you. Typically the person is playing with their mouth wide open.

He shot that is Mike's face - right in his mouth. As Bell shot it he yelled "Mouthfus!"

Mouthfus by Phrozen1 July 10, 2011

michigan mouthfull 

When the male ejaculates during or at completion of a sexual act then takes the handful of cum and puts it over the womans mouth and holds it there.

Tom gave that girl a michigan mouthfull after he tapped that the other night.

michigan mouthfull by Michigan Mouthfull November 19, 2006

mouthfeel 

For women: the interesting taste and feel of a penis while performing fellatio.

For men: the interesting taste and feel of a vagina while performing cunnilingus.

Often used by sex connoisseurs.

1) After performing fellatio on several men last night, Cara came down to the conclusion that Scott's penis had the best mouthfeel.

2) After performing cunnilingus on several women last night, Brad came down to the conclusion that Rachael's vagina had the best mouthfeel.

mouthfeel by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

mouthful of coq 

1)Oral sex.

2)A positive outweighing possible negative personality traits of a potential female sexual partner, eg "She can't be annoying with a mouthful of coq!".

3) The punchline to the joke "What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin?"

James: "Lauren! Stop being so sexually repressed!"
TJ: "She can't be sexually repressed with a..."
Everyone: "Mouthful of coq!"

mouthful of coq by Elmsters June 13, 2005

Mouthful of Marcus

A sexual act when a man ejaculates inside a woman's mouth then she redeposits the semen into the man's anus by blowing it inside.

Last night my girlfriend gave me a Mouthful of Marcus.

Mouthful of Marcus by D.v.W. September 21, 2010

BFF Mouthful 

This can only happen when two best friends are giving blowjobs simultaneously. While performing they are told to look up and they are surprised to see each other.....

Dexter: Carol is going to be giving me skull at 7:30 tonight. BFF mouthful?
Josh: Yeah Sheryl will be home by 5. I can make sure she's blowing me at 7:30.
Dexter: Ok perfect. I'll send you the facetime invite at 7:32. Just accept the call immediately and point the phone at her. I'll make sure to do the same.

Josh: This is going to be especially funny because Carol and Sheryl are best friends.

BFF Mouthful by buttholehead February 28, 2023