Mastodon Tits

MASSIVE tits. Boobs of such grand proportions that they could knock someone out if the women possessing turns around too fast. You can hear the milk swooshing within the tits because there is so much extra space within.

Don't get too close when you surprise her, if she spins too fast and you're within range of the Mastodon Tits, they'll send you to the moon!

by eggnog superstar November 24, 2012

Mastodon

A prehistoric elephant that was a close cousin of the elephants and mammoths. It probably fed on leaves from trees and bushes.

I know of the mastodon because of Denali (the mastodon character from the old Gumby cartoons).

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Mastodoning

When a man another man with a strap on dildo while masturbating both his and his partners penis.

Yo Billy was mastodoning me last night and the whole bottom half of my body is numb.

by Mastodonmaster May 11, 2017

Mosododo

A non common white person N word stand in but not used in a quickly manner as in the midst of a sentence but when saying something casually.

Someone fact check this Mosododo

by Plushiez-show January 5, 2024

Mastodonian

A Mastodonian is a person that is a user of the decentralized social protocol, Mastodon

yo, I’m a Mastodonian

by XsavierLOL June 16, 2025

Mastodon

That app that somehow lets illegal content of children slide, and many people discussed about the content.

"Mastodon is full of creeps"

by XsavierLOL June 25, 2025