by Falland November 16, 2020
Get the morning brown mug.The morning for an avetard begins whenever they wake up, regardless of the time. Usually this time is around 2-3pm because an avetard is a lazy sloth. Besides just being lazy as shit, the reason they wake up this late is because they were most likely out like a light from the previous night because they went too crazy on the dab rig. Whenever an avetard does end up opening his eyes, he lays in bed for another 30-45 mins just sitting there and going through his phone before they are physically able to move their body and get out of bed. There is also a very high probability that an avetard could fall asleep again in this time period because they're just absolute retards.
Ray Naker: Yo Henry, you go to class today ese?
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
Henry: Nah bruh, I had a very late avetard morning today because I woke up at like 2 pm today.
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
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by thzpcs January 2, 2017
Get the cousin marvin mug.The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.
The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.
The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.
Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?
Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.
Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
Get the morning selfie mug.when someone (usually a guy) wakes up with a deep, gravely voice and it makes us wanna have their kids.
by anonymous September 11, 2020
Get the morning voice mug.One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding, Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.
by hjthere May 22, 2020
Get the Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning mug.Person 1:I was soo tired this morning
Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
by Conker1 October 5, 2016
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