testes to the fortification

A fancier way of saying “Balls to the wall.”

Man, Tom really puts a lot of effort into his classes.

Oh yeah, he goes testes to the fortification!

by DevilRay97 November 11, 2020

mornification

The act of sexual intercourse early in the day, derived from the words "morning" and "fornification".

"Screw Folger's! The best part of waking up is mornification!"

"I called in sick to work because I knew there was going to be some sweet mornification."

by duhboss June 18, 2009

motification

When running or doing strenuous activity, and your motivation is only thinking of Tom Brady getting sacked. Motification.

"I was exhausted at the gym, but I saw highlights of Brady getting flattened, and it gave me motification. F that dude."

by COMich17 January 30, 2019

Mastification

to have sex with all the whores of your
harem at one time.

shit mastafication is the bomb!!

by Kurt Himself August 15, 2003

body modification

The ultimate middle class "look at me". For those people who have decided that dressing up like a monochrome clown and calling oneself a "satanist" nothing cries out for attention more than having a pair of horns implanted into one's cheek.

Check out my body modifications: I have a metal chin, three eyes and burn scars on the soles of my feet...

by Tony Mosserelli October 4, 2004

muttification

muttification is a word after you kill someone or beat someone in a game. after the word mutt or half breed and mummification.

“muttified kid”

“blud got muttified”

“its time to begin the muttification”

by hendlow June 18, 2023

Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009