Mort

The demon lovechild of the two most chronically autistic people alive. He has great big massive eyes.

Person, "Oh shit, there's Mort"
Other person, "His parents are autists"

by BigMan K’Dawg March 28, 2022

Morting

the act of habitually bedshitting combined with periods of severe confusion. Usually in a video game.

I just couldn't stop morting in call of duty last night.

by unevenzero October 7, 2013

morted

Tired out, exhausted.

"I studied all night and now I'm just morted."

by Suurlemoen March 18, 2014

morts

sassy girl that always has something smart to say to everything. very loud and sometimes the volume of her voice can annoy people, particularly bar staff. She likes to win trifectas.

She didn't stop talking the whole time. She's such a morts

by mcdarcington January 5, 2010

Mort

The most amazing guy to ever walk this planet, the equvivalent of a god, he is sexy as fu*k, blindlingly handsome and smarter than Einstein, and girls always sends him nude pics ;)

girl 1: omg look at mort he is soo sexy! *faints*

girl 2: i feel compelled to txt mort a nude pic

by Ivyrose April 9, 2013

morte

1> death or to cause death
2> elite cs player

by admin January 6, 2003

Mort

Girl.Girl friend.
Think it may have originated during Napoleonic wars. 'Mort' as in death as in slang for catching syphilis from a female.

..going to see my mort. Had my mort with me. Used a lot around ports.

by Mr Passing through September 29, 2008