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organized money

Financiers, corporatists, trust fund babies, and other elites who are hell-bent on turning America into a plutocratic kleptocracy.
"We know now that government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob." -Franklin D. Roosevelt on the eve of his landslide 1936 re-election victory
by Goofball2020 February 13, 2017
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Organized Mayhem

1) a description of an event that demonstrated both organization and chaos.
2) a friggin awsome name for a band, mostly a rock band.
3) a saying to use at several times during the day randomly and in no particular order.
1. "That was some organized Mayhem"

2. "Put your hands together for 0RGaN1Z3d MaYH3m!"

3. "Organized Mayhem!?!/111"
by "Organized Mayhem!?!/111" June 15, 2004
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Mormanizer

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.
"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"
by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009
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meganized

when a guy makes a girl deepthroat him, then cums in her throat so hard it comes out her nose like milk. Causing the girl to smell "straight up cum!" for like a week.
"John totally meganized megan, she claimed it was allergies!"
by captain pain September 16, 2008
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Manorganized

The way a man organizes
His desk is so unorganized its manorganized.
by Sarah Jo Turtle32 September 9, 2011
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organized religion

n.
A form of crime ring or cult that relies on convincing the general public that they are the guardians of morality and ethics.
They usually hide behind walls of self-righteousness and mass manipulation.

Questioning their propaganda is prohibited - sometimes as part of any scriptures or other materials passed down through the generations.

In this, they are able to exist for centuries, or even millennia - without interference from most forms of government and law enforcement.
Some of their favourite victim groups include:
- Young Children
- People with Disabilities
- The Mentally Ill
- The Naive
- Members of other organized religions, or even persons not affiliated with one
BOB: Hey Tom, did you hear Father Grimes got sent to jail cause he raped a bunch of kids 20 years ago?
TOM: That's organized religion for you...

MARY: Hey Betty, my parents are thinking of going to Syria to kill people that don't agree with their beliefs...
BETTY: Good grief... sounds like that organized religion got to their heads.

ADAM: Richard, have you heard of that group that meets at the community centre every weekend? COVID's got me bored as fuck... I'm thinking of joining.
RICHARD: Watch out, that's some cult-ass organized religion bullshit going on there.
ADAM: Oh wow, thanks! Definitely going to be skipping that garbage.
by diabetesspicelatte November 10, 2021
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Monginized

To submit an IT ticket request only to have it be closed prematurely without resolution.
Phone Lackey Shelly: Hey did IT reset your password for you?

Phone Lackey Melissa: No, I still can't logon. I was totally Monginized!
by sidious66 March 20, 2009
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