Mossyjaw

A well aged, but not old, vagina that one encounters once in his/her lifetime. A distinct smell accompanies you and your belongings for an indefinite amount of time, usually days but if your lucky, weeks. Mossyjaw has been studied and test results have conclusively returned the following: 1) The fragrance/odor can't be removed with scrubbing pad and detergent alone. BLEACH MUST be used with the recipe. 2) Some may encounter post traumatic stress disorders after experiencing a good batch of the M-jaw (street slang). 3) If properly handled Mossyjaw can be a positive and life changing event in one's life.

I didn't see it coming, but just as her panties came down I understood with contentment that I was all up into some Mossyjaw. I scrubbed the next day for hours but that stuff wouldn't come-off, even with ajax and sos pad! M-jaw for life!

by Kalibama December 25, 2009

Mosyndrical

A term used to describe an amazingly cool and awesome situation or idea. It can be used to describe people, parties and even objects.

"The beer sucked but the party was mosyndrical!"

by Jacoby Reinhardt April 18, 2010

mops

hawaii slang for good-tasting

ho brah gremlins is mops

by Akaka Roache February 7, 2009

Mopshee

(v) To perform cunnilingus on a hirsute woman to the point of her extensively full pubic hair becoming soaked up like a mop.

(n) Moistyvag.

"Man, when I saw that bush, I wanted to mopshee it all night long."

"My mouth started watering when I saw that hairy twat and I knew we would mopshee tonight."

"After Maria skipped the wax this month, she came out of the pool looking like she had a mopshee."

by MESKAP August 3, 2007

mopey dick

Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.

I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)

by English Partner :) September 6, 2014

mopey grape

One who is depressed or sad, usually for no specific reason.

Person 1: Adam looks really sad.
Person 2: Yeah, he's being a mopey grape.

by Flyingel May 25, 2015

mossyhead

A place where the men are men and the goats are scared. Where strange and peculiar people gather under the powerlines. A cess pool of those prone to make, use and sell methamphetamine.

Mossyhead is a place where the men are men and the goats are scared

by Virginia Evans January 7, 2019