Maphia

Maphia is a very loyal friend. She looks gorgeous and is the most fun to hang with. You can tell her your problems and she won’t tell anybody and help you she also is most likely to be famous and has the greatest sense of fashion. Maphia is one of the best musical talented people. She is also the definition of perfect xx

Girl 1: Omg! I just met this girl, she is literally perfect!!
Girl 2: Her name must be Maphia then.
Girl: You’re right!

by mimuma July 27, 2020

mophead

unflattering term for an Anglo-European female (usually American) who believes female parts plus a bottle of hair peroxide equals instant personality and attraction. I.e., barbie, air head, bimbo, shallow, dumb

Look at that mophead flashing her boobs for beads! Way to goBarbie!

by Professor Quest August 14, 2009

mophead

A mophead is a person who is by far the most annoying pile of poop anyone can think of. They "sprain" their ACL and are "injured" for a stupidly long amount of time. And after they get surgery on it, they pretend to be crippled for over 4 months for no reason but to get the attention that nobody gives them. They proceed to walk normally and then when there's a lot of people looking at them they start fake limping, especially in front of teachers. Also, they get butt hurt if u put cheese in their mailbox and threaten to call the cops every time someone looks at them. To add to that, they got the biggest mop on their head because they don't know how to get a hair cut. They then cut it after a year to look like them baseball kids with long hair but everyone still laughs at them.

Paul: Hey you see that kid over their with that fake limp?
John: Yeah he's such a mophead.
Paul: U right no one likes him.

by bigbadratlover200000 May 20, 2018

Mopheadass

A dumb ass boy who looks like a mop! Can have a stick shoved up his ass and mop the floors with his greasy ass hair!

Hey did you mopheadass moping the floors?

by Skibila November 1, 2019

Maphia

The ultimate power couple, made up of a Matthew and a Sophia. Known for kicking butt and taking names. They are by far the most attractive people you know, and you can't help but feel a little jealous of their relationship. They are absolutely #CoupleGoals.

"Hey, just saying, if we ever got together, our ship name would be Maphia."

by the notorious sgb January 14, 2022

mopia

People with the last name Mopia are really annoying. Mopias do not know how to shut up or stop when asked to. Mopias can be a little funny sometimes but it is very rare. They also have quiete large eye balls.

Shut up you are such a Mopia!

by -Definer November 3, 2018

mopiah

Anything you can imagine

Your such a mopiah

by Anonymous..you well never know June 17, 2017