Moaning

Moaning is that noise that someone would make while having sex. Usually in porn and often used by immature kids who think it`s funny but it`s really just annoying. Sex doesn`t always have to have moaning though, cuz that will usually wake all your neighbors up.

*moaning*
Mike: Where the fuck is that moaning coming from?
*moaning*
Mike: Oh, Noah is probably just watching porn again.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020

Monica I

Monica , very cute girl who can brighten up anyone's no matter how bad of a mood they're in . i love you qt - loser

monica is amazing,

by kewlkaat-LAWL November 18, 2011

mooninites

A race of pixelated aliens from the inner core of the moon, represented by the duo of Ignignot and Err. They proclaim to have five thousand dimensions, and show goodwill towards citizens of Earth by gouging expletives onto vehicles with a key. They enjoy partaking of illegal substances, stealing, and burning Carl's furniture for no reason. Their god is an Indian who turns into a wolf.

The Mooninites stole Carl's pornography for the express purpose of sodomizing their vast imaginations.

by Marigold Futura December 7, 2003

Talking moonie

Similar to a moonie.The act of bending over & spreading ones buttocks thus revealing the anus to an unsuspecting friend or relative. The "mooner" then manipulates his or her sphincter whilst engaging the victim in conversation, creating the illusion that they are indeed taking out of their arse.

Talking Moonie

Mooner - "hello... hello.. hows my beard?"
Victim - "fuck off"

by dancehalldudley March 22, 2007

Monica

Cute, beautiful, smart, mysterious, with perfectly shaped face and hypnotic eyes. She will make you smile and laugh, have weak stomach, and many times make you feel jealous on purpose from time to time. She has beautiful messy hair, which makes her look wild and inviting. If you find one you will want to spend the rest of your life with her and be with her forever until you’re 70.

Do you see that beautiful girl over there with the hypnotic eyes? She must be a Monica!

by Sakolw May 14, 2015

Monica Lewinsky

To jizz on a woman's gown in the back of a limo.

"How was the drive in the limo?"
"He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown."

by ducktoadecoy May 6, 2014

Moaning Tomer

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim

Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.

by bizzolt October 11, 2011