Moon 

Are you fucking retarded?
Do you have a mental illness?
Are you unable to physically see out of your fucking eyeballs
It is the massive fucking thing in the sky at night

Person 1: do you know what the moon is?
Person 2: are you a fucking retard

Moon by Monishman May 23, 2023

moon 

to welch on a bet

You ever get paid on that bet?

Nah man, I got mooned by that fag.

moon by sjandb February 25, 2009

Moon 

Someone who has a pink hair fetish

Julia has a moon.

Moon by yo nib sawk August 8, 2018

moon 

used by Navan/Meath people (Co Meath, Eire ). Meaning crazy, or used to portray astonishment.

That fella's moon - that guy's crazy!
Thats moon - thats amazing!

moon by shakey hand dancer March 9, 2005

moon 

to make a bet, shake on it, and then refuse to pay when you lose the bet

Joe - Did you win that bet?

Adam - Yeah, but I never got paid because the dude pulled a moon on me.

moon by Burned to a crisp January 18, 2009

moon 

the act of being rediculously pro/good looking at the game of counterstrike

moon be gettin that money, fools a nut.

moon by anomaWALL April 22, 2009

moon 

something unpleasant that may cause you to giggle or may become an inside joke.

The moon shines bright...

And shows up especially...

In the right light...

But no one needs to see the moon...

Not because it's so white...

But because no one needs to know...

What the moon did that night.

moon by The Moon February 7, 2005