fish monument

big hole in the ground with gigantic mutant carp in it, thay feed on pva bin
bags full of pig swill, used cat litter, fihermans leftovers and cattle feed.
anglers can use the full contents of a pet shops suply of animal and bird
feed in a two day fishing sesion.

"you'v been to a fish monument" "yeah didnt bother me" "flipping heck did you brake your rod" "no i use pandafodder"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Shitrock Monument

Any public place that is frequently littered with excrement. Especially one where you know at one point or another your body left you with no choice but to make your own contribution. Such areas tend to be where you find yourself accidentally stepping in something or feeling disgusted every time you remember the time you did.

Beware of Walker Street. It’s a shitrock monument of epic proportions.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Harry Monument

A musical artist on Soundcloud and Spotify. He is so cute and makes good tunes I luv him so much 😊😇

"Have you heard of Harry Monument?"
'Yeah I'm a stan'

by Hazystan2005 September 19, 2020

Victoria Square Monument

A silver monument built just outside the front entrance to Victoria Square in Belfast (Nothern Ireland). It is where chavs/steaks/millies hang out and do a dance only known for chavs to do. It looks a bit like irish dancing except worse, and they tend to bring a boombox to blast out the "beats".

"Hey i'm tired, let's go sit on the Victoria Square monument over there". "No way man, there's chavs doing their chavy dance all over it, they'll probably beat us up and steal our gold".

by CSG3 May 18, 2011

the Washington monument

it's Osiris's penis! (a.k.a. "Satan's dick")

stuff Osiris's penis up the Pope's ass

by fuckyou with Nimrod's penis June 5, 2004

Washington Monument

The act of shaving in a way that your happy trail goes from your chest all the way down to your dick. Basically, you're completely shaving your pubes except for the part that connects to the happy trail.

So i was shaving my pubes last night, and kept the part that connects to my happy trail there. They call it a Washington Monument

by Wyattman854 September 4, 2011

Kentucky monument

An old wooden barn that is in very poor condition. These buildings often have roofs caving in holes and boards missing from the walls. The building has no value to the property owner, but would have removal costs to the owner so they let it remain.

To get to Jake's, go down Highway 127 past the Kentucky monument on the left and turn right after the next double wide.

by Indy BB March 9, 2009